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I feel the hush... a hush for a threadrush!

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Oh Joe, dear Christ ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# oh very droll!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Oh dear me :)
TJ: anyone else watching the News? Is there anything as fascinating to the Great British Public as cancelled flights?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Nature 1. Mankind 0
check out /links

there's a good news report on there from Edinburgh airport
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Hope we get some nice colourful sunsets from all that ash
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# They reckon it's probably going to be too high up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Damn, I was rather looking forward to that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Too high for the sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# They are all trying to find a way to blame Gordon Brown for this.
Nothing frustrates the British Public (for there is nothing Great at all about them) like an event they can't blame someone for.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I'm just impressed that Unite managed to recruit Mother Nature in their strikes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# It's Iceland's revenge for the bank collapse embarrassment
"You want to sue us for the lost money? Fine, we'll just ground all your flights."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# A premise that has kept the Daily Mail & Daily Express running for years...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# It's laughable really
It's like the BA strikes. "Rich people can't go on holiday!"
What about the tube strikes, when 4 million people can't get to work?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Oh I remember someone being interviewed by the BBC in the last tube strike
they were asked what they thought about the proposed tube strikes, the answer was "Well everyone else will have to drive won't they, where will we park?"

wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Poor little Tarquin & Farquin
can't go jet-skiing.

Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# All I want to know is, is this the End Times and can I start looting yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm off down to Tesco just in case
to stock up on essentials like beer and crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# essentials *
* my daily shop.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Yes!
*breaks out the shotguns and combat trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# essentials *
* my daily shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Hah! Telegraph headline:
"Flights cancelled by volcanic ash: what are your rights?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Daily Mail Headline:
"MUSLIM ASYLUM TERRORISTS BLOW UP VOLCANO, CAUSING CANCER AND LOW HOUSE PRICES"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Oh good grief!
pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# *surfs the threadrush*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Oh dear lord...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)