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[challenge entry] Turns out I can't do sparks


Or use Photoshop for that matter.

From the Opposite Signs challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# it gets a lol from
me
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Those dot matrix signs on motorways properly give me the pip.
Easter weekend, driving down to the in-laws through some of the most horrendous weather ever, can barely see the lights of the cars in front (those which actually had their lights on, but that's a different rant), when, hoving dimly out of the miasma ahead of me comes the sign with the edifying report "SPRAY. SLOW DOWN".

...and don't even get me started on the "SLOW - CONGESTION" warnings. Forty minutes in a queue staring at the same damn sign informing me that the road might be a bit busy. Pillocks.

Right. Of for lunch and a re-fluff :)

Post's nice, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# DON'T HOG THE MIDDLE LANE!
STOP DRIVING LIKE A CUNT

are just two of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# If you're naughty, I hear they're quite easy to change...
www.i-hacked.com/content/view/274/48/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Sorry...
...won't work on UK ones.

I should know, I wrote the software for the damn things (well, some of them, the HA likes to mix and match its suppliers)
(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# haha
did you watch Stop Police Camera Action Road Chase Coppers On Wheels last night perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# haha
I was thinking this too. It concerns me slightly just how often I find myself watching this programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# It gives you a chance to tut at boy racers
without getting your head kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)