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[challenge entry] BANG! And the dirt is gone.

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I saw some pheasants today
They were on the golf course. I have no idea why they were there. They didn't have clubs or anything, I suspect they were not members.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# which hole?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# fucking labour
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# ...was the plot of "Lady Chatterley's Lover"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Don't know, I'm not familiar with the layout
They were on the grass, just along a bit from the bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Yeah
they hang by the bunker quite alot nowadays
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
# And are you a member of the golf club?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Phhht, like they'd have me as a member
Nearest I've got to recently playing golf is on the Wii. I play like Ronan from Stargate:Atlantis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# YOu do realise I haven't the faintest idea who that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:44, archived)
# That's ok
We won't reject you for your ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Well, that's a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bombbombbombbomb
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# *burns your kempassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# but he is dead already
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:31, archived)