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[challenge entry] Heel!

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(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 7 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Ha!
although he did lose 6 seats, which was careless
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# theyll be in the last place he left them
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# They'll be in the last place he looks, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I reckon his wife nicked 'em
thieving spanish hussey
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# "Ironically, his Dutch grandmother was kidnapped by the Japanese ..." - Daily Fail
BECAUSE ALL FORIEGNERS ARE THE SAME, AREN'T THEY?!

With thanks to Harry Webshite for pointing this out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Good old Daily Mail...not just there for the nasty things in life
Like a newly found photo of Diana, or a story about how fresh air gives you cancer...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
...ah COME ON!

EDIT: Anyone else just seen Boris on the BBC?
He said "if this government is going to be a sausage, then the Conservatives should be the meat in that sausage"

I'm sure Dave was chuffed to bits with that endorsement
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# You're an ex weston-super-marerererer
Tory again huh? *facepalms*

(Although I have met John Penrose MP, nice enough bloke)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I intend to hassle my family to ensure they did their duty
It was there for the taking for the Libs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I voted Lib Dem and so did my mother (who normally votes Labour)
but in the end our votes didn't count for sheeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# He's bloody marvellous. At the last election, on being asked about a tory government, he made the comment, "Well, you know what they say ...
"Aus den hause uber de brucke, heir is nict eine fenester auf den volke ..." or something - just cracked straight into some 16th-century German parable or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ahhh, the classic political sausage analogy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# That was great
especially as Paxman end it by mre or less saying "Oh just fuck off Boris!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I need to see this now, is it online yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hehehe, this!
"Haven't you got a city to run? Well go and do it then!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# they should outlaw those creatures
politicians that is....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 May 2010, 11:36, archived)