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[challenge entry] After years of research....


Big One:
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From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Enormous Undies
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Trust me
after a while it gets very hard to think of stuff.
(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Thu 13 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# It's called getting old:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Gah. I see this at work all day.
And it's on the computer when I get home.

My latest paper:
www.rsc.org/Publishing/Journals/DT/article.asp?doi=b927522c
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft. Compo it. It's clearly fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# full of made-up words
I reckon Boris works for Laboratoire Garnier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Shut it
or I'll shove a glucosamine-pentapeptide retinol masque up yer jacksey.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# at least I'll have a nice tight n shiny botty-hole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# With no wrinkles
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# it'll still be hairy though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Sounds homometallic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# he ain't wurf it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# does it have a crossword or a suduko?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Sadly, no.
It would be shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 May 2010, 13:08, archived)