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# They seem like God-botherers in the same way Cartman does in South Park
I'm pretty sure referring to Jesus as 'darling' isn't the kind of thing real Bible-fiddlers do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# In that case, I may give them another try.
But let it be known that they're on a warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I quite like them and my tolerance for god-bothering is phenomenally low
I was more let down when I saw them play "live" and she had a magic piano that made the notes irrespective of what her hands were actually doing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Nick Rhodes invented said piano.
MUSIC SCIENCE FACT*.


*May not be fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# jesus was a terrorist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# and a racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# He was a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
#
he entered a Temple and began to drive out all the people buying and selling animals for sacrifice.
He then knocked over and smashed the tables of the money changers
and not one of them tried to punch him out?

why?

I'd have parted his plums for him..cheeky upstart

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like to see that
Prodigy69 decking the Son of God. Could earn you a nice mention in the Gospels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# And lo, he did take the Christ outside
And did upon the bridge of his nose did Glasgow kiss.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# a lo' he did sayeth unto him "Yer maw!"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# totally unfair
it was only because Bethleham FC had just lost 2-1 in the cup final. He was on a raging bender at the time. Bet he didn't remember doing any of it.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# a hippy who kills trees for no reason
Mark 11:12-14
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# yea leave the fig trees alone ya hippy cnut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Jesus was batman

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# no that was Bruce Wayne

*maracas*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)