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# I'm a God-botherer
Have you gone off me?


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I will if you sing in a pleasingly listenable rock-rap manner giving the impression that you're really anti-authority but in fact are merely peddling the message of THE MAN.
EDIT: or don't match the clothes I wear to portray posturing mentioned above*.

*May contain teenage angst, pretention, and deliciously un-self aware irony.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hmm . . . prolly not
*gets inna headlock*

REPENT!


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *becomes aroused*
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# god phoned, he says stop flicking his ear and ringing his doorbell
he's trying to invent a new wonder being that is half man half woman and half lobster.

He's also obviously inventing the mystical "third half"
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Why'd he phone you!?


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he phones in mysterious ways
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I bet it was that drawing of Adam Ant
that swayed Him


(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# bet she tastes salty
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)