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# Yaaaaaaaaay, brilliant!
'lo, Tribs, I just got back from Shetland. Did you miss me?
(, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Of course!
How was it? Where did you go? How many wild creatures did you taunt? Was it worth missing your b3taday for?
(, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Oh bollocks, my candleday! :'(
It was appropriately Shetlandy. Wild creatures taunted me! Specifically, I was dive-bombed by bonxies. Which is an essential part of the whole Northern Isles experience.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# What do bonxies use to remove stubborn stains? A skua-ing pad?
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# I need to make a Most Contrived Pun Of The Day Award.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
# You're the one who brought up skuas
And it was probably skuas who brought up their lunch.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)