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# Radiation poisoning will do that to some.
Others become massively strong or stick to walls.
Most get dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Nukular Powar meks U, ow you zay, preggars!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)
# It induces parthenogenesis
Scientists believe that a nuclear-powered alien satellite fell to Earth 2000 years ago and hit the Virgin Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)
# She was an hemaphrodite!?
This explains everything! Maybe why not...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Worked for Shmi Skywalker too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Loons, mon.
Can't vouch for the pregnancy thing, unless you count the X-Men..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Well actually it'll turn your skin black, your insides black and you'll die an agonising and painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# That's the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# So radiation does the opposite of what Michael Jackson did?
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# If you'd like, yeah.
Only it's a truly horrific way to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# It's safe with kids!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Of course.
Didn't you know? Radiation only affects the over 12's.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)