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I know it probably bin dun, but hey.

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(joe90, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

Scotland seems much larger than I remember..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

Well FUCK YOU, you Scotland-margnalising English pigdog!

;)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)

I was born in Edinburgh, but my many years among the sassenachs have allowed me to blend in seamlessly..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)

"Sassenach" will always mean "lowlander" to me.

I think I'm in the minority though.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

I've always thought it was a corruption of the Gaelic word for 'Saxon'..

*rings dad*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)

Lowlander/Englishman are both perfectly acceptable definitions.

Nice one, Pa!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)

And still the tales are told of your birth

Often in whispered tones in the pubs of the Old Town. The night "The Captain" entered the world...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)

I had a fight in Deacon Brodie's on my 30th, but most of my evildoings were carried out south of the border.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)