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(driverchris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)

haha

bastards

/Nissan driver

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)

^ What the Nissan driver said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)

Yeah, I'm always trying to get past them in my 200sx

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)

True story:

My nerves are sometimes random and I get a tad on edge now and then, in full knowledge of this I took a lift off a mate to go food shopping locally in Leeds, but instead without asking and with no warning he took me to York to make his docs appointment first, and then back again, all at speeds in excess of 100 mph, frequently using his handbrake to brake and spending most of his time weaving in and out of motorway lanes in order to keep right up the arse of anyone daring to do under a ton and forcing them into the next lane regardless of which they were in whilst shouting 'Get out my way you slow cunt!' and such at them.

Yes, he drives a BMW, no, I don't think I will be getting in his car again, the fuckwit set me nerves off for a fucking week, which BTW he described to me as 'One of your tantrums', the sockfucker, but I would like it to be known, the man's a twat and drives a twatty car.

/rant

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..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)

Was his Doc's appointment to pick up his repeat prescription for anti-wanker pills?

Just asking, cos they're not bloody working

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)

He thinks he's a god on the road because he once worked as a chauffer-cum-bodyguard for minor celebs

this does make for some interesting stories and he is generally a very pleasant generous chap, but he is now old and retired and I made the mistake of asking him to not drive so recklessly now he can barely see or keep his concentration please (his eyesight ain't great due to type 2 diabetes and he frequently forgets where he's going if u chat to him at the same time as he drives)

He took offense and decided to 'show me'

All I could do was stay silent till we got back into Leeds and then demand to be taken straight home.

Honestly, what else can you do? You're trapped in their car and at their mercy. But I was about a hair's breadth off calling the police and just shopping him in in order to better guarantee my surviving the experience.

Fuck him tho, not teh first time he's been a cunt to me in similar circumstances and I think the last time I should offer him the opportunity, nice side or no, I can't deal with his cunty side, he makes me feel like a battered bride when he's on one.

Yes, yes, I think he is a wanker, let's hope the pills work...

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..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)

You'll be sorry when he's in a car crash.

Of which I'm quietly confident.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)

I piggin' won't,

as I won't be in the passenger seat!

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..wil, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)

I hear that the Audi A4 has a similar issue

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Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)

Audi drivers are

the new BMW drivers.

but then again... I drive a white van :)

(driverchris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)

don't knock vans

I loved my transit till the engine died

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Paul_P, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)

never knock the vans

but you must admit they have a reputation of their own too.

(driverchris, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)

pfffffftttt

Have you ever seen someone driving a BMW who doesn't have one arm resting on the door? My favourite ones are the guys who wear sunglasses while its raining, then pull out in front of you on a roundabout while simultaneously adjusting their radio.

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