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[challenge entry] Launched in 1908, the hindensquirell could carry 142 gentry to far away places
it came with a full supply of complimentary nuts in a bowl, enough for it to stay in the air for two weeks at a time............. Legislation at the time was for any floating helium based mammal to have a leaky gas valve, or one to be installed forthwith.......... With hindsight, playing god with such creatures was not advised..........


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# Oh, the squirrellity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# It was a trage-tree!
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# WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Quite quickly, them squirells be smart y'know
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# if the grey ones were so smart, they'd find a way to stop being edible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# They are quite hard to catch in London,
I should know, I've tried seaking up on them a few times.
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# they're urban squirrels
cheeky little fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)
# flying squirrigible
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Ok, that's a much better pun than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)
# oh, in hindensight, I thought your hindenrat was good
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# That's when they learned nuts give combustible gas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)
# A littel know fact is that the gas they give you is heavier than air......
Leading to the phrase "being nut's deep*"


*May be a lie.
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# Can't argue with psyants !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# They never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Those leaky gas valves were such a bad idea!
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# oh, the felinity
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Catgastrophe . . . or cat gas trophy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:48, archived)
# he's feline light-headed
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# Fatty fatty fatty
cat cat cat
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