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# Alien Attack
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# "No ticket."
(have a woo-that's-awesome)
In other news, next month is Bum the Dog Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# What the hell?
I honestly expected cunningly concealed horses when I clicked that. But no, it really is "Bum the dog day." Those crazy Merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Every day is bum the dog day if you're me.
Which admittedly you might not be.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# i read that
i feel i was misled.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I also have a squirrel playing the bass...Shut-up! It's history, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Am it animal-band time?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Yeah! Let's jam!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# But when?
Next month is lots of days.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# This is ace........
Be great if there was a pube spider hanging from the ceiling...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# In case of alien attack:
1. Remain calm.
2. Sound the alarm. If your facility doensn't have a dedicated alien attack alarm, the fire alarm will do.
3. Do not attempt to tackle the aliens yourself!
4. Evacuate the building, if possible.
5. If caught by a tentacle, there's nothing for it, you are going to die horribly. Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# They're using the compewtahz!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# 6. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# If necessary, trip up stragglers
They may distract tentacled aliens long enough for you to flee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# nowt wrong with a bit o' tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Just a little.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# This would make an amazing tattoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# a large amount of
woo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# That's just fucking brilliant
Clearly the nostromo shouldn't host ground force.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Right on schedule . . . ride on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Attack the Alien:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# :D
you talented git you :D woo *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# TENTACLE INVASION
TAKE THE REST OF THE WEEK OFF WORK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)