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# Hahaha!
I got it all worked out in me head, they're very bad childers and got coal last year, so this year they've set this up from parts nicked from Uncle Colin's dungeon in the celler!

They put the lube and note up there earlier standin on a chair, Jimmy's got the baseball bat for a good smack on the knee while Santa's working out the situation, then one on the head as he falls down, then it's keks off, hogtied and pull the note so the lube falls and sis can do the deed while Jimmy waits till he regains consciousness long enough to call him a bitch and demand a BigTrak!

If he still says coal, he gets the piss gag!

FUCK YOU Frankie Boyle!! ;)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)