*Hands up* I can't take the credit for that description
that belongs to Terry Pratchett.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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It's a gem :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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