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[challenge entry] Kill me now...

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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Assume the position Mr Headwound...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
I want a ewe S B!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# dont buy one at PC World
They'll fleece you!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I think Maplin's about the only outlet that doesn't try and pull the wool over your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Does it have a built in LED?
I'm only interested in buying if it's lambent.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *slap*
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It would need space for a RAM expansion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# You can get it cheap down at that place in Shepherd's Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# People are now flocking there to buy them
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not
just because of the shear distance
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# It costs a mint, sauce it online instead
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I was told we mutton do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# You
shouldn't take notice of that - don't be so bloody woolly
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# It pays to chop around
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ...before you dip
in your pocket
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I'm sure between us we can scrapie enough together
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe
I've got a fair bit in my (bill)fold
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I've been such a shanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# A mate bought a hundred recently.
I told him there was no need to hogget.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah but they're only a tup-pence.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I now find my workspace strangely drab without one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I heard a rumour they are bringing out the 2.0 soon.
It poos chocolate peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Is it version 2.0 compatible?
(umbongotime meh.........., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You need a large usb frying pan you do.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Candles!
Happy b3tamas!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Oh ta old timer.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# *grumbles about weather*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Happy Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking nuts

what a great compo so far :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Ta
I foresee diminishing returns on this though... Only so many things you can slap a USP connection on.

I'm very surprised I was first to this pun tbh :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)