Dr. Evil? Is that you?
"At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
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