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[challenge entry] We have Toffs..

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(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
EDIT: This is why I should be awarded hotelier of the year:

New customer walks in, starts to converse with me, then his mobile phone rings and he has a five minute conversation while he knows I'm waiting for him.
When he's finished I pick up my unringing phone and have a blatantly imaginary call for the same duration.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# i say!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# *Picks monocle up*
'scuse me ma'am? *proffers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# ah, many thanks, my good man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# *slaps away monocle*
IT'S A BOMB! *dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# 0_0
i thought that chap looked a little on the dusky side!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# lascist!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
Damn you Pisswhistler!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# ahem
*looks shame faced, hungry and ragged yet strangely charming and adoptable, with hand still extended and all*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# oh, you poor little urchin!
*comforts and feeds with nourishing steaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHyhYa9CQcQ
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Ah Damn it!
I forgot, sorry Smash. It is an old film of a fierce black lady getting robbed by an urchin who fails. She then commands him to come home with her so she can wash his grubby face.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# heheheh
i'm getting light-headed here, think it's time i got some sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Night Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)