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# i'm sober, so open will do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# you want it wrap
you want salad, answer me, you want SALAD???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# yes, but no tomatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# plenty tomatoes it is
you chili sauce, yes, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# yes, chili sauce ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# mayonnaise it is, plenty on it
you want some dog shit ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# is there any answer i can give
that will result in no dog shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Not at the kebab shop just down the road here...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# It's really grim :(
Too add to the horror, they have a selection of metal trays in the front (under warming lamps just to add to the food poisoning potential) filled with a variety of 'meat' in varying shades of light to dark brown 'sauce'.

I've never been pissed/hungry enough to dare sample them...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# My local kebab shop
used to be really good. But now it is so greasy it's inedible.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# The Lantern in Whetstone High Road.
That's a proper Keebabb joint (if it's still there)

Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# there is a very fine line
between being drunk enough to try that shit and being unconscious in a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Quite so.
Although, instead of hedge, the scenario is more likely to involve being under the wheels of a truck on the Holloway Road.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# i know the truck option is worse
but the first reason for it being worse to pop into my head was the fact that you're not likely to find discarded porn under a truck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# looks like a pretty severe industrial accident happened
to that hand there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# awww
i'm being flirted with by a car...

first time for everything i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# It is a flat bed Ford.
Take it easy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# ^ pretty much my reaction, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# you know, little kebbabas they look a like the dog shiit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# blech
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)