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# Twas mighty strange...
just a woman bent over, arms outstretched against the tree trunk with her trousers and undercrackers round her ankles. No noise, communication or anything really seemed to be happening, just one of those 'oh, am I really seeing that? Why yes, it appears I am' moments....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# maybe her man was getting a running start
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Smashing the back doors in?
Was a Very long run up if so...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# he may have felt inadequate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Not cold enough.
It is spring you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# she may have had a bad case of the farts
and was afraid of sharting her dress up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# This is the most likely cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)
# i know how she feels
this place stinks like sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# /talk left the door open again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Maybe it was an ART
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Maybe, I think it was more likely to be a game.
small parks in Wimbledon are not renown for their art abilities.
She could have been teasing a fox, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Maybe she was trying to fuck a womble.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# you don't need to try with wombles
dirty little fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I seem to remember
Great Uncle Bulgaria's study was wallpapered with mucky books.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
# it wasn't paste that was holding them on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Nails?
Or Sellotape?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# filthy womble porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)
#
This is the best three word combo today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)
# it is good, isn't it?
the creepy thing is, madame cholet would heat it up first :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Is that incest?
What are their relations? Can you have hot Womble one Womble action legally?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)
# i believe you can
they're animals and therefore enjoy the perks of interfamilial sex that is so common among animals and rednecks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# There's a joke in there
about the Orinoco flow. I'm not making it....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)
# It was a Bungo Bungo party
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)
# That's rainbow
Silly Doghorse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Some sort of ritual I should think,
Maybe tree huggering or she buggering, who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# ahahahaha
i remember when i was walking home from the local with my gf and walked round a corner and there was a couple going at it and i've never seen such panic and shuffling off with pants around ankles. hahaha was so funny
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I once got shouted at for waking up the Royal Crescent in Bath
I was being slightly amorous and forgot where I was. The residents were not happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)
# There was this time I was..........
Fuck, we're doing QOTW live here.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)
# i was originally just going to put
go to qotw
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
My QOTW this week is far far darker than that!

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/questions/nightsoutgonewrong/post1133505
Contains contents that may disturb..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)