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[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here

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(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
# utter brilliance
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Dear Sir,
I would like to enquire about your 'crocus-free liaisons with cheap strumpets'.
Furthermore, I would be obliged if you could forward your organisation's catalogue forthwith.
Please find enclosed one stamped, addressed stomach-pump.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)
# He shall be afeared no longer
provided he went to VexSavers.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)