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[challenge entry] The first of many.......

From the The Worst Superheroes Ever challenge. See all 189 entries (closed)

(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
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(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Haha But 'The Human Stool' can animate fecal matter at will!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
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"Recently, the Times reported that scientists in Europe have created antimatter. It's about time. I have been waiting. I have worked hard, logging endless hours watching Star Trek and reading science fiction books and thinking and imagining what I would do if there really was antimatter.
I would dream about what superhero I would want to become: Bigdickman, whose penis is normally a mere seven-and-one-half inches but when there's danger nearby would swell to the size of six mortal men and form a crimefighting team to rival The Legion of Superheroes or The Fantastic Four. Or perhaps Ordinaryman, a man so pedestrian that he can bore villains to death with a single story.."

"Antimatter", King Missile
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:34, archived)