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#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)
# slow day
i'm off for squats and sit-ups
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# MONGZILLA IS COMING TO SAVE US
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# is that Barney's grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# The chin
and the mongage are in their blood.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
#
I like mongzilla
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 0:56, archived)
# edited this


soz dekion
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# What's up with his eyes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# eye
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# He lost his left eye in an automobile accident in 1954.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Actually this reminds me
some time back I decided Google results were too predictable and dull, so I devised a method for getting more obscure results.
Basically you have to phrase the question more like, "what the fuck is up with gaddafi's face, what the fuck?". You definitely get a wider selection of responses that way.

what the fuck is in mcdonalds hamburgers?
what the fuck is the deal with Jeremy Beadle's little hand?
why have doughnuts got a fucking hole in them?

It even works for more technical questions:
why is IE box model so completely fucked up?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# McMicked
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/McDonald's
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# IE
* html div{
width: foo;
padding: bar;
}
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# he was also a knight of malta and hung around with anton lavey and michael anquino
*dons tinfoil hat*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# chillin with anton and head of project mk ultra lt col michael aquino, sharing some fuck i suppose.
usminc.org/images/sammywith-satanist.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# sweet mindjazz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# sabba, zasabba, sabba, zasabba, sabba, zasabba, sabba, zasabba, sabba, zasabba, sabba, zasabba
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Sabba dabba do
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# listen to some Tool, it's good for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhjG47gtMCo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# sweet fucking tooljazz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Lateralus is a masterpiece.
and if you have a good smokey, you will see the universe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)
# fuck 2 fuck

spotify:track:7iQf9ulnl2YAIqESoFngyI (Subduction by Abnormal)

origin:
www.youtube.com/user/slantyrock

and thus
youtu.be/xxJr4VnEpLw

fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# thanks
i tried making one last night, it just hasn't been happening lately, and my comp struggles with sony vegas movie maker. but i will get there, oh i will.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# in time
i haven't made a viddy jape in ages, good boozes and boredom helps

i could do with some doobage it's been months, but it doesn't help productivity
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# i was going to drink tonight but i realised my friends have gone to malta and i don't want to start drinking on my own again
and last week i did sick on toilet floor. anyway, i want to be up early for the motorbike road races tomorrow, hopefully see a guy crash and burn.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I drink on my own all the time, I don't give a fuck, sometimes I then go out, sometimes I don't
Sometimes I drink on my own with other people over, sometimes they are pissed.

Life is complex, hopefully there will be a multifuck mit moto crushskulls on the morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I'm watching the time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Whose ultrasound scan is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# maynard james keenan's
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Right... of course...


Who he?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# lead singer of a kick ass band called tool
turned winemaker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# did you get V for Vagina under Puscifer?
I rather enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# nope
not a fan of them or APC, but i like a part of an APC song fromt he first album, i don't know the name of it though.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# dis one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VdnEQVBPIw

between 2:10 and 2:20

i like that bit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 23:02, archived)
# goode ten seconds
I like 'Judith' also
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# you are the Master now
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)