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# Well, you see..
Once upon a time in an Indian village, there lived three squaws. Two squaws had young sons who were very overweight. The first squaw, whose son weighed 150 pounds, always placed her son on a bear hide near a pine grove; the second squaw, whose son also weighed 150 pounds, put her son on a moose hide in the shade of a large oak tree; but the third squaw, who was expecting the birth of her first son, always rested on a hippopotamus hide beside a bubbling brook. Her weight? 300 pounds!

To this day, mathematicians give credit to these women and their children for proving the Pythagorean Theorem, because you see: The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# ...
Go to the corner, and have a think about you have just done.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahaaa!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Years since I've read this joke
But was reminded of it as soon as I saw the cartoon.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)