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[challenge entry] There's just so many to choose from, and they all try and offer you something...



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(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I like this, but ...
isn't it five a day for Islam? Hence "counts as one of your five-a-day"?

Isn't the 72 virgins thing propaganda, it's something about mistranslating olives or something?

I'm still clicking it, mind, because I hate pedants.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# It's a religion, so... yeah.
Wouldn't think about it too much ;)

/Atheist
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Just checked, you're right about five prayers
See here for the dope on female companions in Islamic paradise though.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
#
Any god that thinks a woman is a prize that can be handed out, is going to get such a *smack* when I get hold of him.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# speak for yourself
i'm a fucking gold cup ;D
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# allah aboard the embassy bus
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# A little something related to religious nonsense
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# considering the supposedly laid-back attitude to sexuality
that many countries boast about nowadays, it's more than a little disturbing that this hasn't received more coverage
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
The article highlights America, but I'm sure Britain would have liked to have heard about this too, but I've heard nout on any news station.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# it seems a very strange thing to keep quiet about
after so much horror, it'd be nice to hear something good about the whole thing
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# And it'd be nice for the women to get some recognition too!
4 trips to and from that hell-hole must've been pretty scary.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i love the way
that it says did they run away? no, THEY WERE LESBIANS.
like lesbians are the bravest people in the world. their sexual preferences had fuck all to do with them risking their lives to save other people
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# They're not lesbians, though.
Lesbians have long hair and are aged between 18 and 21, and like a bit of cock.

It's well documented.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# not the ones i know
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# The pretenders you know, you mean.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# they're really good at pretending, then
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Chrissie Hynde was a lesbian?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# What the hell has their sexuality got to do with their willingness to help out?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Hehe
so many making offers, and all of them ripping you off. And you only find out how badly they are ripping you off when you are dead and can't complain about it
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I'm a Pastafarian.
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# rAmen brother
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)

very sharp
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)