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[challenge entry] Yes

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(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# dragons den here you come! (or not come)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# what's up with the new dragon?
she's decidedly lopsided
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Those are her real shoulders.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# no youtube
but i'll take your word for it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# she had a stroke a few years back
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ah
that would explain it. i thought maybe childhood polio
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# she's a real life cruela de vil
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# i fucking KNEW she reminded me of someone!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Dragons don't live in a den
They live in a lair!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I want to have sex with my woman, not strangle her in the act.
Actually..
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# But she only slept four hours a day,
That's no time at all in Bed!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Either you'll put it off or have a stroke
And yes, you can choose to take the word "stroke" in either meaning.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)