depends which description/definition of a mermaidStarbucks coffee has a split two leg tail for example (although that's obviously scaly like a fish)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:51,
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must be all the radiation... in erm.... the coffee!Evil corporations / save the earth etc...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:52,
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