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# needs more scat
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# i wonder if anyone on here has pissed, shit and vomited simultaneously?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
#
yes they have
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# i have
LIBERATING

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I remember feeling quite amused by my predicament at the time.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# i remember once my toilet contained a shit, some piss, a bogey, and a wanky tissue, from before i decided to have a shit.
i think that is the most bodily fluids ive ever contained in one receptacle.
I spat in it after, just to add one more to it.

Im putting that on my online dating profile now.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)
# You should have had another wank and kept going til blood came out.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# blank!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Today, you mean?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# OF COURSE
 
not pleasant, but objectively hilarious
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)