Eternal Stench
From the Misplaced Props challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)
( , Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
From the Misplaced Props challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)
( , Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
Hey monkeon do you have a minute for me to run a tv show by you?
It is a reality show (stay with me) where people write in and nominate their friends who have turned into arses over the years.
Everyone confronts them and tells them about how cool they used to be and then says they don't want to hang out anymore. The person that humiliates the most gets $10k and the person that is humiliated the most gets $5k.
Please get this on tv and send me cash
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:32,
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Everyone confronts them and tells them about how cool they used to be and then says they don't want to hang out anymore. The person that humiliates the most gets $10k and the person that is humiliated the most gets $5k.
Please get this on tv and send me cash
The audience will be instructed to gnash their teeth and people from home can upload their own gnashing videos to youtube
it's all interactive and shit, we're going to be rich bro
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:36,
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Is it going to be on Channel 5
or would the mental stability of the contestants have to be a consideration?
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:40,
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bbc documentary.
Pull those strings and I will being the goods
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:42,
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Can Ian Wright present it?
He's very good at presenting television. Some say he's the best.
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:48,
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To be honest I'd have to give away a part of the final twist so he could voice it properly
I wouldn't be prepared to give this away to you, are you comfortable with this?
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:51,
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I'm only hiding it from you to preserve the integrity of the other performers
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:51,
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ok just to give enough away that you can get on board
The final episode will have a man having sex with a goat and it will be a bbc documentary on how people are happy to sit there and watch after winning a few thousand dollars.
We're on to a winner here, hook me up with some cash
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:58,
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We're on to a winner here, hook me up with some cash
Ok, FINE
The twist that I reveal to Ian Wright is that it's really about how many audience members will feel invested after gnashing everywhere and how many of them watched a man have sex with a goat and clapped at the end.
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:04,
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Just asked the bank.
They said they'd only give me a loan if Huey Morgan presents it. I said it's Wright or no one.
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:11,
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Also I already have a few episodes of Pad Thai for the Homeless Guy filmed
I walk around giving out thai noodles to homeless people.
Send me cash
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Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:44,
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Send me cash