I'd kick the little shit out the window for that
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:42,
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^ and cunt him in the fuck
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Nowadays, all you have to do is take their overpriced electronic tat, and they're rendered useless.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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do you mean pacemaker? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:33,
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Never known a kid to have a pacemaker.Friend of mine has a prosthetic heart, but that's about it. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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I was thinking iPhone.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:44,
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the hand is going the wrong way
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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Ha ha ha.... Also (as it's quiet)Following on from something 'atdotslash' asked this morning, I have carried out a little research into the evolutoion of my morning birthday posts...
1) I started making two colour pictures of people and used peoples birthdays as a source of inspiration (see Reese Witherspoon below).
2) While continuing to do these, I then started putting one person's real clothes, onto someone else's body. for example, Alex Pettyfer.
3) Following this I then started creating Vector style images and picking out some original clothes, eyes and jewelry to put back on top. The original one of these, was Myleene Klass.
4) Finally, I decided to shop the faces in a vector style (these have never been real vectors), and paste their real eyes and mouth back on.
5) Since then, the term VAG CREAM has been used for both male and female celebrities and I have created these every day (even when on holiday) and althoughsome a lot have turned out shite, I am pleased with most of them, one of my personal favorites has to be Morrissey.
The 1st official VFGWREAM (Vector Face Girl With Real Eyes And Mouth) was on the 17th May 2010 and this was changed to the term 'VAG CREAM' just two days later, when mr.dogshit Googled 'VFGWREAM'.
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(1) I started making two colour pictures of people and used peoples birthdays as a source of inspiration (see Reese Witherspoon below).
2) While continuing to do these, I then started putting one person's real clothes, onto someone else's body. for example, Alex Pettyfer.
3) Following this I then started creating Vector style images and picking out some original clothes, eyes and jewelry to put back on top. The original one of these, was Myleene Klass.
4) Finally, I decided to shop the faces in a vector style (these have never been real vectors), and paste their real eyes and mouth back on.
5) Since then, the term VAG CREAM has been used for both male and female celebrities and I have created these every day (even when on holiday) and although
The 1st official VFGWREAM (Vector Face Girl With Real Eyes And Mouth) was on the 17th May 2010 and this was changed to the term 'VAG CREAM' just two days later, when mr.dogshit Googled 'VFGWREAM'.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45,
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Well, the answer is certainly comprehensive.Overly so, even.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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i'd like to point out that it was in fact me who suggested we adopt the new name*demands recognition and movie rights*
and that mr.dogshit is a ginger nonce
(and that mr.dogshit is a ginger nonce
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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Fucking ginger!?It's "dark blonde" thank you very much!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32,
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Fucking hell. "I have created these every day (even when on holiday)".
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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To be honest, when I have been away form home, I have pre-made the birthday VAG's and simply post the via my phone, on the day. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33,
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Really?!You do know that this isn't a job, right?
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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I'M FAMOUS!...FAMOUS FOR VAG CREAM!
(My nan will be so proud!)
((My nan will be so proud!)
mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:28,
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I like to think that she found it so funnyshe had to cover her mouth at the end to stifle the laughter... I may be wrong.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:46,
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Also... Is that coffee or blood? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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Klingon blood wineor perhaps prune juice (a warrior's drink!)
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:58,
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mmm a nice hot cup of blood...it was probably Bovril.
Also that little shit is obviously lacking basic discipline to be standing on the furniture in the first place.
I blame the parents, etc.
EDIT: Is anyone else having trouble with b3ta refreshing? I've got barely a meg up here so it's probably just me.
(Also that little shit is obviously lacking basic discipline to be standing on the furniture in the first place.
I blame the parents, etc.
EDIT: Is anyone else having trouble with b3ta refreshing? I've got barely a meg up here so it's probably just me.
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:01,
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I think everyone was a little shit as a kid. I know I was, anyway, but didn't routinely climb furniture and knock cups of virgin blood about.And b3ta's working just fine over here. Surprising, seeing as though my internet connection really sucks right now.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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The very suggestion!*writes furiously to The Daily Mail*
Just me then, cheers for that :)
(Just me then, cheers for that :)
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:19,
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