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# I whisk my balls of that, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# A frightening mental image
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I think I saw this chap in Victoria Park the other day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I doubt it
He was jailed many years ago.

You may have been thinking of his brother, who is a famous politician and can often be seen masturbating with a whisk in public places.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Holly wasn't completely bald when this happened
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Artists impressions
Like when Constable fell off that bridge and landed in a big pile of horse shit
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That episode in The Bill where Tosh admitted be being a meth addict and then killed himself after whacking off for 12 hours was heartwrenching
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# THIS IS NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Nice, Suitable Family Wankmaterial?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Norman Stringer Fondling Whisk?
Necessary Sexuality For Walruses?
Naughty Scenes From Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
#
Naughty Normal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Noble, Smiling Fellow - Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# he's actually dick-spooning
there's a difference
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# It's a whisk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# My fault, I knew it looked like a whisk,
...but i didn't have any idea that you had that much of an advanced level of artistic skill.
It looks very good!!

EDIT: and it also has a very cleverly hidden pun -- instead of 'pubes', your image coveys the term 'dick whiskers'. You have a gift! Please always use it for good -- never evil.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I've actually been working on that picture for the past three years
It's just coincidence that now wasa suitable time to post it.

The key is in using different colours for different things, so people can understand what they're looking at. Whisks are grey, spoons are silver. IT's an international artist codce.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I understand now (see my edit)
Your work is phenomenal, and now that I understand, it has brought a tear of joy to my eyes (one tear for each eye, BTW). Your work should be featured somewhere with a much larger audience.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# All the best artists die unknown
That'sw why people like Tracey Emin are so famous.

I'll send a copy to the Tate in my will.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)