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# Dolly Parton, genty pushing boobies into happy land. A wonderful topic.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:49, archived)
# the lord is my shepard i shall not fall for the same bullshit tricks and shit, a joyful noise, a gagging sound, glop glop morph morph
*jackboot stomp all the way to the tobacco shop*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:52, archived)
# I want her neck like I want air.
We don't have to battle over her, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:00, archived)
# i don't want dolly parton,
her breath stinks of bile and bible
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:06, archived)
# All mine. Finally.
She is precious.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)
# be careful with her straw hair it falls out easily
make sure you chain her up before bedtime or she might leave for the honky-tonk saloons.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:14, archived)
# I had no idea she was radioactive.
But it makes perfect sense, the unusual growth for example.
It seems my plans are falling into place all by themselves. I bet you have a miniaturized bicep from a chimpanzee too.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:19, archived)
# One of my hands had been crushed in the vice grip that is Parton's tits
leaving me to use my left hand only when I crop-whip my boy slaves. Parton was my ward for many years, keeping the children in line, providing medical treatment and shaving each specimen. However after years of working together she started to change. I left her out in the shed one night after she started using swear-words at the dinner table, I must have forgot the padlock.
*Wakes up under a blanket of ash*
The soot has turned my snot black, two streams run from my nostrils to my lips. Parton licks me clean and I open a can of sardines for her.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 7:30, archived)