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# End of day doodle.

Inspired by Hekim's suggestion: 'Bulky Waste Collection'
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Very good.I'll just dump this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Wobbly bloke lols :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Wobble wobble :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Most lovely :)
Hang on, it's recycling today? I thought it was domestic...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oh god ^ this.
We are blessed with 4 separate bins for various stuff, and a schedule for collection that makes [insert really complicated thing here] look like [insert really straightforward thing here].

Sorry - brain a bit addled and can't come up with a decent metaphor.

I think it might be home time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I'm lucky,
I have a communal skip-thing which you're allowed to chuck things in any day of the week. Like an armchair which I sawed up into tiny pieces to avoid having to pay a council fee for disposal. For example.

As for metaphors, you can't beat my workmate who just completely gave up on one halfway through his sentence:
"Ohhh, that Shane McGowan? I tell you, that man is to teeth what... ohhh."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# God motherfucking dammit
Today they took away all our green recycling boxes and replaced them with see-through bags because "people might trip over while carrying a box".

I wouldn't mind, but the boxes are brilliant for growing spuds in :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I'll get a non-cleopatra suggestion through one day
One day
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Thanks, now send him round here to collect my King size effing divan
my local council refuse department are refusing to answer their effing phone today
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# so worth 2 threads... XD Thanks! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)