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# What kind of nightshift?
I'm dabbling with work and trying to do as little as possible.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Been doing some shopfitting at Heathrow, Terminal 4.
Good money, terrible hours.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# You should hide grenades in random pieces of luggage.
Keep the cunts on their toes.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# It wouldn't be difficult. Just wear a hi-vis and wander about like you know what you're doing.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# and where might one purchase a 'hi-vis'...does it help if you're high while wearing it?
Butt seriously, acting nonchalantly and entitled can get you in all kinds of adventures.*

* I can't think of any examples of this
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# oh fuck, I thought that said shoplifting, and you were fucking about
Good juice, sir!
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Ha-ha! The only shop open when I get there is Costa Coffee, and their filthy wares hold no interest for me.
All the good stuff is behind passport control.
You need a little bit more than just a cheeky smile and a bag of tools to get in there, though.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# It must be fun to wander around there at night, having spicy adventures.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# It's like a vast ghost ship, at night.
The few restless souls that do move around all talk in whispers.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)