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# How do you keep your lawn so green and plush? It's beautiful...
*calls water company*
:D

(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
# no hose pipe ban upt north
Take that for a kick in the nut southerners
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# You lucky sod.
It hasn't rained in Norwich for about 16 years. All we get is boring bloody sunshine.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# it was sunny here yesterday
and then it snowed last night :D best of both worlds
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Sunbathing in the day, skiing at night
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# what's a hosepipe ban?
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
#
ban

You see, it was a joke about Scottish people probably not knowing what a hosepipe is because, well, it rains a lot in Scotland and they probably don't need them.

Cheer up grumpy breeks.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I live in cambridgeshire, there's no hosepipe ban, so I can just run around with my tongue out all day like a 70's porn star
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# *hosepipes like a 70s porn star*
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)
# oh my
the day is complete
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)