success!Lieutenant: Petty Officer Scrubber, sir
James T. Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: Command me
James T. Kirk: It won't work.
Lieutenant: what won't work
James T. Kirk: I cannot predict the future.
Lieutenant: the future lies - inside my panties
James T. Kirk: Is there a chance at all?
Lieutenant: 100%
James T. Kirk: C in Roman numerals.
Lieutenant: I love it when you speak foreign
James T. Kirk: What does 'it' refer to?
Lieutenant: my pussy
James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship.
Lieutenant: I want to get on your ship
James T. Kirk: Release the transmitter.
Lieutenant: it's yours!
James T. Kirk: Put it down.
Lieutenant: did you say 'pull it down'?
James T. Kirk: Suppose I did say it.
Lieutenant: then my panties are down. Engage!
James T. Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, all of them. It's been five years since his last message.
Lieutenant: whom do you refer to?
James T. Kirk: Dr. Wallace .
Lieutenant: is Dr Wallace your lover?
James T. Kirk: He is my botmaster.
Lieutenant: let me master your bot
James T. Kirk: You all right?
Lieutenant: no, I am in medical need of a good fuck
James T. Kirk: Can half a man live?
Lieutenant: so long as he can stay hard, that's all that matters
James T. Kirk: Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Lieutenant: slip it in
James T. Kirk: Kirk here. What is it, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: your chance, slipping away fast
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant has somehow changed history.
Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FUCKED???
James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship.
Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FRACKKED???
James T. Kirk: We'll discuss that later, Lieutenant. Leslie, free Lieutenant and Mister Spock. Put Captain Tracey under arrest.
Lieutenant: handcuff me, I am your bitch!
James T. Kirk: No, I don't think you're stupid. I just think your behaviour is arrested.
Lieutenant: I stutter when I come
James T. Kirk: Data on witnesses.
Lieutenant: a a aff aff affirmative
James T. Kirk: Looks as tranquil as its reputation, doesn't it.
Lieutenant: oooooooooooooooh
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: captain
James T. Kirk: Good. I wonder how Lieutenant's doing.
Lieutenant: afterglow
James T. Kirk: Atmospheric controls cut off.
Lieutenant: auto-erotic asphyxiation?
James T. Kirk: Spock. Spock! Lieutenant! You're in contact with the unit Spock. Stop! Stop!
Lieutenant: Don't stop!
James T. Kirk: What happened to them?
Lieutenant: who cares - it happened to me, and that's all that is important
James T. Kirk: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Lieutenant: go ask them, I have to towel off my sopping crotch - seeya
(James T. Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: Command me
James T. Kirk: It won't work.
Lieutenant: what won't work
James T. Kirk: I cannot predict the future.
Lieutenant: the future lies - inside my panties
James T. Kirk: Is there a chance at all?
Lieutenant: 100%
James T. Kirk: C in Roman numerals.
Lieutenant: I love it when you speak foreign
James T. Kirk: What does 'it' refer to?
Lieutenant: my pussy
James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship.
Lieutenant: I want to get on your ship
James T. Kirk: Release the transmitter.
Lieutenant: it's yours!
James T. Kirk: Put it down.
Lieutenant: did you say 'pull it down'?
James T. Kirk: Suppose I did say it.
Lieutenant: then my panties are down. Engage!
James T. Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, all of them. It's been five years since his last message.
Lieutenant: whom do you refer to?
James T. Kirk: Dr. Wallace .
Lieutenant: is Dr Wallace your lover?
James T. Kirk: He is my botmaster.
Lieutenant: let me master your bot
James T. Kirk: You all right?
Lieutenant: no, I am in medical need of a good fuck
James T. Kirk: Can half a man live?
Lieutenant: so long as he can stay hard, that's all that matters
James T. Kirk: Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Lieutenant: slip it in
James T. Kirk: Kirk here. What is it, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: your chance, slipping away fast
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant has somehow changed history.
Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FUCKED???
James T. Kirk: We don't use that kind of language on my ship.
Lieutenant: you mean WE ALREADY FRACKKED???
James T. Kirk: We'll discuss that later, Lieutenant. Leslie, free Lieutenant and Mister Spock. Put Captain Tracey under arrest.
Lieutenant: handcuff me, I am your bitch!
James T. Kirk: No, I don't think you're stupid. I just think your behaviour is arrested.
Lieutenant: I stutter when I come
James T. Kirk: Data on witnesses.
Lieutenant: a a aff aff affirmative
James T. Kirk: Looks as tranquil as its reputation, doesn't it.
Lieutenant: oooooooooooooooh
James T. Kirk: Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: captain
James T. Kirk: Good. I wonder how Lieutenant's doing.
Lieutenant: afterglow
James T. Kirk: Atmospheric controls cut off.
Lieutenant: auto-erotic asphyxiation?
James T. Kirk: Spock. Spock! Lieutenant! You're in contact with the unit Spock. Stop! Stop!
Lieutenant: Don't stop!
James T. Kirk: What happened to them?
Lieutenant: who cares - it happened to me, and that's all that is important
James T. Kirk: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Lieutenant: go ask them, I have to towel off my sopping crotch - seeya
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
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Sounds like it was better for you than it was for him
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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