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# Yeh, I thought there were some lovely pics there
and I found some really moving, but they didn't make me blub. I would guess 90% of those self-professed 'cryers' had dry eyes throughout.

I just got fed up of reading posts like 'omg, I'm crying so much' followed by 'me too, I started crying at number 27' then 'oh, I started crying at number 22' then 'man, number 5 got me'

I WAS CRYING BEFORE I EVEN SAW THE LINK, YOU 'TARDS

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# You're a cynical old git
Completely unrelated, look what I just saw in my local second hand bookshop window:



I had no idea it was actually a real word
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# it's 2 words around the rougher areas of liverpool
for example: "if you don't fuck off, i'll kick you right in the hoop, la"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Ah
Not a lot to do with the 'art of unexpected embroidery' then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# nobody expects the art of hoopla embroidery
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# not unless someone's unexpectedly embroidering your ringpiece, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# how far could someone get before one would notice though?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# i think that depends on the individual ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# That would be quite unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# it would add a new level of interest to goatse pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but how would one go about emptying it?
and can it be re-used?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# some sort of tap would be needed
i'd love to discuss this further, but i've now got to take a couple of 3-year-old wannabe locusts to the shop for sweets before they empty the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha "cynical old git" - you got my number :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Think back to Heidi
It's what Peter the goat herder used to shout when he was rounding up the goats. Fuck, why do I remember all the useless shit from my childhood?
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# In a world of overblown manipulative bullshit
one cannot be too cynical.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)