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# All that would do is slice them in half.
You want to have the blade horizontal so it can slice in slithers.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I think you're confusing him with someone who gives a shit
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Oh come on, this is a close attempt at a normal picture.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You are right Mu!
It would slice them in two,
then you need to take the two pieces and throw it again over the slide,

...

this would result in
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256

... 256 pieces in just 7 work process. Not bad, right?
But who cares? At the end of the day, you can do what ever the FUCK YOU WANNA DO!!!!!
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# But they wouldn't be equal pieces... I want my child salami UNIFORM, dammit.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# here you go
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Totally profiling this.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I should have changed "Hard" to "Child", really.
But I can't be arsed now.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Which one are you again?
Hodgey?
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Yes
BUT I'M UNDERCOVER SO DON'T TELL ANYONE
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# ... except be THE POPE and have sex with children, because that would be wrong.
Anything else is fine.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I prefer last year's attempt at becoming a normal b3tan
which was basically the pope with CDCs
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Come on! What is a "NORMAL" b3tan????
Give me some examples, except YOU!
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I miss tits :(
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Try painting a bullseye on the nipple
That might improve your aim
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# You know what I meant :(
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Not really
Are you missing them from your life, b3ta or your own body?
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# tits was faceburger's original b3ta name.
Every post he made was flooded with comments of "TITS!".

edit: like so
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Oh, I see! Yes, that b3tan = good.
Right, now I think it's time to put some clothes on and make dinner
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# You horrible tease...
... you know how much I like dinner.
(, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)