The sign of a good game was often indicated by the amount of fingers you'd worn down to skeletal nubs.
( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 12:06, archived)

I feel I need to point out its a wanking joke what with the loveliness of our new Queen of harts
( HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)

The sign of a sexy woman was often indicated by the amount of knob you'd worn down to heat-seared gristle.
( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 13:07, archived)