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[challenge entry] Ho ho ho, Snappy Christmas!

From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# thing about santa is
he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh?
.. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kinder Toy spill out all over the dock.
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# he's not on the ocean, he's in a sleigh!
i don't think he'll ever go in the ocean again after what happened yesterday
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)