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[challenge entry] whoop's, grammar nazi level: threat imminent

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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:16, archived)
# What should have been done in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:19, archived)
# FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKING FUCKERS
I WILL FUCKING END EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:25, archived)
# ooooooooooowesoscared
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:29, archived)
# 'beer->monitor'
trolololol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:31, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:33, archived)
# My spidey sense tells me
something's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:39, archived)
# Every Saturday
The same thing
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:34, archived)
# ypu, he's off his tits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:35, archived)
# some people are sober?
I think we've upset mofaha.

This covers it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h3fnazmnK0
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:39, archived)
# Close but
no cigar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:44, archived)
# Absurdist Vaudeville Clowning Eccentricity, again.
'goes for refill' brb
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I'm sober.
I mean, I'm drunk on LIFE*.


*My own fucked-up brain chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:06, archived)
# I'm running out of things to try.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:10, archived)
# Have you tried rubbing balloons on cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:24, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:39, archived)
# Have you tried standing on your head in a bucket of champagne?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Ha Ha...fuck! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:01, archived)
# Have you tried the veal?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# have you tried /talk?
on second thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Wash your mouth out.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:33, archived)
# You've taken that too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:38, archived)
# I'll spend Sunday chastising myself with the birch twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:41, archived)
# Vegetarian since I was 15...
EDIT: Time to go, g'night/morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:40, archived)
# 19 for me
but I bet you loved that pale flesh when a nipper.
(People always ask me if I miss it, I don't even remember it)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:42, archived)
# I don't think I've ever eaten veal
not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:46, archived)
# Heeey, veggie posse!
I always loathed meat - the taste, the smell, the texture, yuck. When I was 12 I learned to cook so that my parents would stop forcing me to eat the vile stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:59, archived)
# Heeey, veggie posse!
Since I was 18, never liked meat anyway (except chicken & mushroom pies.)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
# seeya
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:47, archived)
# Night veggie freak
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:42, archived)
# 3 p/b
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:48, archived)
# Looks like a glans hat to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:01, archived)
# At first glans maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:10, archived)
# What tipped you off?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 9:45, archived)
# It takes more than 2 whisky sours to fix me up
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:42, archived)
# Didn't you get sick off 2 beers the other day?
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:43, archived)
# Actually yeah
I got a nasty headache. I'm better off drinking hard liquor, less crap in that I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 3:54, archived)
# Scotch, single malt, straight up, no ice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:01, archived)
# Yeah that works
That's what I drink when I'm in the UK. That's an expensive way to drink over here though, so at the moment it's whisky sours made with chivas.
I'm not really a big fan of alcohol to be honest. That's all there is right now though, and given that I'm on a kind-of vacation, I've been chugging a few recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:04, archived)
# BOOZE RULEZ!!! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:53, archived)
# Hi atomic!
Are you pissed, atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:03, archived)
# All, ways.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:05, archived)
# Nasty commercial beer, ew.
Even cloudy homebrew beats that
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:07, archived)
# Well it should have been ok
It was a German import, their beer is about the cleanest you can buy. But it was a wheat beer, kind of cloudy by nature, and it just didn't agree with me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:41, archived)
# That'll be the yeast
Also most German beers are now Interbrew.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:54, archived)
# SMEAR IT ON YOUR BOOBIES, MAN

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:06, archived)
# This all makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I clicked, then I made this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:08, archived)
# That's not bad.
On reflection, I award you one click. Treasure it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
# Probably my first
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Oh, shut up.
You've had a front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Yeah
But I whined about not having one for ages before I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 4:33, archived)
# ahh, so it really DOES work :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)