How very dare you.
I'll have you know I'm a complete and utter novice, thank you very much.
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Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:01,
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doesn't surprise me
i'm spending 5 days at my sister' house, looking after her delightful dogs. sadly, she's learned from experience and taken all the booze with her.
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Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:05,
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There's only one thing to do.
Brew prison moon-shine in her bathtub.
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Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:09,
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It'll add flavour.
Or man up and whore's bath it out for a week.
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Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16,
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not a chance
i've only got a shower, i've been looking forward to a nice long soak!
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Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18,
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Alcohol or personal hygiene, smash. You need to make a decision.
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Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:19,
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