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# she's got her mother's face.

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(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:00, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Arrrrgh!

I'll never be able to hear someone say that again without a chuckle...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:05, archived)
# oi! pickledpizza!
is that you with the cow on your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:08, archived)
# there is a cow in my profile,
it was the great work of one Simon Wicks :)

and it is me. ugly bast ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)
# well
I wasn't going to say that - I've seen uglier (although the cow's arse is slightly more attractive than your good self!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# what a beautiful arse the lonely coo has.
never been compared to a cow's arse before. I'm blushing!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# steady!
or I'll have to compare you to the udder!

("Shall I compare thee to a cow's udder?
Thou art more temperate and more mild...")
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# don't milk it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)
# are there bells on it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
#


oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)
# That is quite disturbing...
...yet quite perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Chris on a bike!
The mother's a bit of a looker there.

And what are you doing up so early on a Saturday?
(Glis, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:13, archived)
# I'm usually up at 7 every day (apart from yesterday when i was up at 5)
but I'm being lazy and stuffed jasmin in front of saturday morning tv. :D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# my god
you've stuffed your daughter? you cruel monster!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
saves on the vast amount of cheerios she consumes
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Chuckle
Haven't watched morning TV for ages; it lost it when "What's Up Doc?" was taken off the air in my opinion.
(Glis, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:23, archived)
# aah.
pat sharp weren't it?

bring back No73 i say.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# My mates ex-girlfriend...
...won a family holiday to the USA on number 73.

She got to go on the program to 'boogie with the band' and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# woo!
that's wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Didn't no. 73 star Sandy Toxvig
Or however you spell it?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Yep...
...she of the little or no neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)
# I hate her almost as much as Anthia Turner
Who also has a deformed head and neck thing going on...

Edit- Just seen your paintymashed pirates. Class :o)
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)
# What the hell am I doing up so early on a saturday?
Planned a big lie-in, but I was wide awake at 7.45. Shite.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:23, archived)
# morning sah!
how goes? some of us poor bastards have to w**k this morning, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# can you not use the w word please.
there are boardmembers with weak constitutions you know.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)
# I guess
I guess Walking IS bad for you. Anyway, I'm off to wank now. I mean, work.
(Glis, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# have a nice gay man.
oops I meant have a nice day, man
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...you said one thing, but you really meant a mother, I mean another.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)
# goes fine...
how's the moving / interviewing / etc going?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)
# oh, busy busy
had 2nd interview for the job yesterday, should know very soon if i got it or not. just started packing up too, moving out next friday. i didn't realise i owned so much dust...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Cool...
good luck with the job!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)
# that works eerily well
threadjack, does anyone happen to use M$ Outlook with a lycos email? if so, how do you get it to work? I can get everything but actually sending mail out.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 8:43, archived)
# ???
a front-pager??
(aterzino, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)