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# but then the b3ta community went away because nobody could be bothered to contribute anymore,
and if we all still posted stuff as often as we did a few years ago it would all still be great and daddy would still love us. But we don't, because we can't be bothered to contribute to b3ta any more.

And all we're left with now is 5 people endlessly congratulating each other for churning out the same joke-free shite day after day, month after month, year after year. Because none of the rest of us can be bothered to contribute. So you see, it's our fault.

Still, Sid James, eh? Imagine if he was Obi-Wan Kenobi, that would be the most hilarious thing that has ever happened.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 2 Jul 2014, 22:55, archived)
# i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:03, archived)
# THANKS FOR NOT BOTHERING TO CONTRIBUTE TO B3TA ANYMORE
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:05, archived)
# i did Andy Murray with a chestburster
sorry that's not good enough
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Sid James copypasted onto The Laughing Cavalier
Sid James copypasted onto Dot Cotton
Sid James copypasted onto Boris Johnson
Sid James copypasted onto Ewan Macgregor
Sid James copypasted onto John Hurt
Sid James copypasted onto Mona Lisa
Sid James copypasted onto Mr. T
Sid James copypasted onto I FUCKING LOVE MARS
Sid James copypasted onto Charles Hawtrey
Sdi Jmaess copoyndmpkoooooooopkmdsknosokkdoosmikbvef;
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:12, archived)
# ^
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 8:38, archived)
# board got tedious with the same old memes not just done to death but fucking raped to death
with pain inducing spacs posted without restraint on the gayshit to greet you in the morning. I got so sick of seeing freebases fucking face I would almost instantly click away from the place. Seems I wasn't alone
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:21, archived)
# you took it all too srs anyhoo, blah i'm shutting down tlak i have money, that may of been a joke but it seem to end shit , i even got told off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:30, archived)
# i think b3ta died because too many people were "srsbzn imma killyall"
Or people got all sad themselves or on behalf of others when someone implied that they were a cunt.

Japes died, b3ta died.

Now we just have a few remaining soy-milk-lite-drinking back-slappers, desperately trying to recapture the old days. I miss the days when there was a genuine likelihood of being called a cunt if you deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:39, archived)
# are we still talking about b3ta here, or the fact that you turned into a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 23:49, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 0:34, archived)
# No it was definitely the gayshifts fault
It's always the gayshifts fault, nobody likes to see people having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 4:35, archived)
# You must always blow on the pie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 8:52, archived)
# That's what she said.
Wait a minute.

That pie shouldn't have been steaming like that.

Something smells fishy here.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 22:50, archived)