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[challenge entry] Not the weirdest of Beck's lyrics by a long chalk, but one I could illustrate

(It's a box of viagara he's holding)

From the Weird Lyrics challenge. See all 107 entries (closed)

(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:36, archived)
# is it Metallica "Enter Sandman"?
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Damn, that would've been more my style too!
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:51, archived)
# with a 4 page description of how Lars licked his balls
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# ...Hammett watches from behind a buckled microphone stand
furiously strumming at his enormous, absurdly bent erection as the fingers of his left hand automatically pick out the solo from Damage Inc on his shaft.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:56, archived)
# I thought people were just being cruel saying that Lars is a shit drummer.
Then came Glasto. They weren't, he is.
Used to think Enter Sandman was a good song, now all I hear is shitty drums. James Hetfield deserves more credit for keeping a solid rhythm over a shambles of a drum track.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:08, archived)
# He's worst on the ...And Justice for All album
But it's him and Hetfield who write the songs, so what do you do with your mate who you write with but can't play? Stick him behind the drums!

Still, he's far from the worst successful drummer.

(, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:57, archived)