In 2nd year at school
I sat down and put my gloved hands on the table in front of me. Unbeknownst to anyone else, I had put my right glove on upside-down, and put the back of my hand on the table. I started convulsing theatrically and groaning in pain as I slowly curled my middle finger up, so it looked like it was bending backwards of its own accord. Scott Murphy was sitting opposite, and he freaked out.
( ,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34,
archived)