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# it tasted of lavender, piss and Sean Penn's scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:37, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:41, archived)
# What actually happened?
Did she transfer some of her venom over?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:44, archived)
# she must have laid something inside his throat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:49, archived)
# an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:14, archived)
# and nine months later:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:28, archived)
# what a lovely baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:29, archived)
# this happened
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:33, archived)
# clearly
this is photographic proof
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:42, archived)
# haha
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 4:54, archived)
# I think she attempted to harvest his life force
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 14:49, archived)
# she does look a lot younger afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:53, archived)
# Had to look this one up since I really couldn't give a toenail clipping about these people
www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2015/04/13/madonna-kisses-drake-at-coachella
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:00, archived)
# he's gagging on her false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 15:27, archived)
# *sigh*
She is now basically your Auntie Beryl flashing her knicks after one too many Baileys on Boxing Day
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:05, archived)