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# i'll stick to my old phone
that doesn't connect to the internet, doesn't have apps and doesn't even take pictures. it also doesn't break, lose signal or need charging more than once a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
# Does it make phone calls?
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# yes
and it sends texts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Woo!
*sextes.... Stextez..... Sends vivid description of willy*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Only when the string is pulled really tight...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Sep 2015, 18:17, archived)