Some people might say it was childish and cruel, but on the other hand...
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:35,
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Once found his wedding ring in my soup.
Couldn't prove anything, but I'm sure he had a small hand in it.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 17 Sep 2015, 15:40,
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