prime minister's question timei will personally marry the first politician that oinks when he starts speaking
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:37,
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Either they'll all agree never to mention itor it'll be oinks and squeals every time he stands up in the House again
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:40,
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hopefully the latter Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:46,
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Next time he appears in a supermarket, say, to smarm and meet the staff...Rush over to the pet toys section and get one of those rubber pigs that oink when you squeeze them...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:49,
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i'm liverpool adjacent he doesn't come round these parts
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Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:51,
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